Love in the time of coronavirus (washing your hands is sexy now!)
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Love in the time of coronavirus (washing your hands is sexy now!)


Hey. Dan… What are you doing here? I’m correcting the biggest mistake of my life. I don’t understand. You are the first thing I think about when I wake up. The last thing I think about before I go to sleep. I love you, Erin. So I’m going to do something I should have done a long time ago. Woah, woah! No, no. Hands off face! Just the face! Because of the coronavirus. Yeah. Just not, clean. Okay… Maybe just… let’s do some of that… Um… Okay. I’ll do some too! Mmm… Dan, listen. Before I kiss you, there’s something I have to tell you. I need you to know that I… have loved – Oooh what was that? What was what? Ummm… Oh that? That, I was just, I was just clearing my throat because I was – Was that a dry cough or was that mucus? No, there’s no mucus. That’s worse… COVID-19 is a dry cough… I mean, I know something we can both do together… I can’t believe I’m here. What do you mean, Dan? Two nights ago, I threw a coin into the Trevi Fountain and I made a wish that I – Woah! The Trevi Fountain in Rome, Rome… Rome, Italy? Yes, yeah. What the f***!? What, you’ve just been in Italy! Oh! You’ve probably been in Italy and you’ve just popped over here, have you? To infect me!? No, no, no! It’s lovely this time of year! Oh… Great! I’m a goner! I’m a GONER! Get out! Please! Please! I’ll wear a face mask! I’ll call you in 14 days! Please! I love you Ella! F***! F***! F***! F***.

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