• ‘The Keys To A Lasting Marriage’ Ep. 12 Official Clip | Our Cartoon President | SHOWTIME
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    ‘The Keys To A Lasting Marriage’ Ep. 12 Official Clip | Our Cartoon President | SHOWTIME

    [MUSIC PLAYING] Hillary, Bill, glad you found the place. They give you any trouble at the door? ‘Cause I told them to give you trouble at the door. It was a little hard to get in with all the subpoenas piled up. Yeah, whenever Mueller knocks we just pretend we’re a bunch of dogs in here. [KNOCKING] – Ruff! Ruff! I am the dog! Let’s get this over with so Hillary can get back to pretending like she still lives here. The key to a Washington marriage is blindly ignoring each other’s flaws. Me for example, I look past Hillary’s thirst for the blood of a virgin megadonor. Aw. And…

  • BREAKING! Putin Supports Traditional Family Values: Marriage Is The Union of A Man And A Woman!
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    BREAKING! Putin Supports Traditional Family Values: Marriage Is The Union of A Man And A Woman!

    And one of the key topics is support to the family. Family and everything related to the family, for the vast majority of Russians of all ages – this is the main key value. And of course, they believe that today these issues should be reflected even more clearly in the Constitution. You know, the importance of the family generally increases over the years. People are increasingly more responsible for the birth of children, they are very attentive to your initiatives to support the family, There are a lot of questions, requests to explain all the new support measures that were stated in your Presidential address. Of course, we conduct…

  • Melania Trump Is FURIOUS At Donald Over Affair
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    Melania Trump Is FURIOUS At Donald Over Affair

    It’s now been several weeks since it was revealed that Donald Trump, through his lawyer, paid an adult film actress, Stormy Daniels, $130,000 to keep her mouth shut about an affair that the two had many years before. This money was paid to her in October of 2016, right before the 2016 election that made Donald Trump president of the United States. Now, the media, the American public, the world at large seems to really for some reason not care about this story, even though it’s likely that this contribution, this payoff, to Stormy Daniels violated campaign finance laws, and it would implicate both Donald Trump and his lawyer in…

  • BREAKING! Putin Proposes AI-Loving Award-Winning Taxman Mishustin As Next Prime Minister of Russia!
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    BREAKING! Putin Proposes AI-Loving Award-Winning Taxman Mishustin As Next Prime Minister of Russia!

    Only a few minutes ago, the name of the new candidate for the Prime Minister post was announced. He is Mikhail Mishustin, the Head of the Federal Taxation Service. Vladimir Putin submitted the candidacy of Mikhail Mishustin for consideration to the State Duma. At the same time, the president signed the order about the resignation of the government. More details from Anastasia Yefimova. Anastasia, how will this appointment technically be done? Hello, indeed this is news from the few last minutes. Vladimir Putin has suggested Mikhail Mishustin as a candidate for the post of Prime Minister. According to the law, when the president submits the candidate to the lower chamber…

  • Trump briefly meets with national security advisors of S. Korea, Japan
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    Trump briefly meets with national security advisors of S. Korea, Japan

    the White House says President Trump held brief talks on Wednesday local time with the top security directors of South Korea and Japan during the unscheduled meeting at the White House with Seoul’s Jang Wooyoung and Tokyo’s national security chief trump is said to have noted that the two countries are Washington’s strongest allies in the indo-pacific region he also said he appreciated their support and deep friendship the security chiefs are in Washington for three-way discussions with US national security adviser robert o’brien the US NSC tweeted that the three sides held great by natural and trilateral meetings reaffirming the importance of cooperation over North Korea and Iran the…

  • President Moon to discuss state affairs with 300 citizens in televised town hall meeting
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    President Moon to discuss state affairs with 300 citizens in televised town hall meeting

    president moon jaein will soon hold a town-hall meeting with the public which will be televised live across the country a translated version will be available right here on a deal on TV and a dealings at social media channels live studying 8:00 p.m. Korea time but let’s first turn a two-hour packagin who is at the blue house for us here Juna what can we expect today well out on president ones channel meeting is going to begin in less than an hour now and for 100 minutes he’s going to take questions and feedback from the 300 South Korean citizens who are pre-selected by the main broadcaster NBC…

  • Couch Commander
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    Couch Commander

    Female Speaker: The Obama’s are staying in D.C. for two years after the President leaves office. Chuck Todd: He’s about to go from Commander in Chief to Couch Commander. The President: — you, Chuck Todd. What am I going to do in D.C. for two years? (music) The Vice President: Get around to London, Mr. President. The President: I can’t go every day, can I? The Vice President: Which do you like better? These? Or These? The President: Joe, they’re the same. The Vice President: They capture different moods. The President: Joe, I need some focus here. The Vice President: Coming in here during aviator time, thinks everything — The…

  • Poll Results Cause MAJOR Drama ? Double Shot at Love
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    Poll Results Cause MAJOR Drama ? Double Shot at Love

    – Thank you for all doing your civic duty. We’re about to reveal who you guys voted to be the winner in each category. – So the first one is (clock ticks) who has the best smile. – You guys voted for (bell dings) Alysse! (girls clap) – [All] Yay! – [Vinny] That was tough. You guys all have really nice smiles. – [Pauly D] You guys all have beautiful smiles. – And the one you guys thought was the most gullible is (bell dings) Zuljeily (laughing) So the next one you guys voted for was… – Was the most likely to be wifey material. To be (bell dings) Brittany!…

  • Administration – Student Affairs – The Role of the Dean of Students
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    Administration – Student Affairs – The Role of the Dean of Students

    >>Dr. Blackmon: So let’s switch now to talk a little bit more about your role. In addition to being the Vice President of Student Affairs, you’re also the Dean of Students. So what is the role of a Dean of Students?>>Vice President Stroud: Well, in medieval times from the Latin term decanis or decanis, it was a leader of a small group of monks, but I don’t know that it’s that anymore. [laughter]>>Dr. Blackmon: So you’re not leading a small group of monks right now? Okay. [laughter]>>Vice President Stroud: No. You know, historically Dean of Students has managed student services, you know, student conduct, student life and those kinds of…