World vs Sharmaji Ki Beti – Arranged Marriage ft. Chote Miyan, Nikhil Vijay & Parul Bansal
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World vs Sharmaji Ki Beti – Arranged Marriage ft. Chote Miyan, Nikhil Vijay & Parul Bansal


*Rigorous activity* Hey Maa Mataji! Jisko hum Simply-Veg samajh rahe the Woh Naughty-Lucy nikla Abey tumlog yaar! Aadmi ko brush bhi nahi karne dogey! Matlab Hain!! Pata hain kitna crime hain iss desh mein? 4 din se yahi sadd rahe hain Kachha bhi nahi badla hain abhi tak Brush bhi nah karey? Haaye Haaye Haaye Ye daag jaise chahre pe chand kisne bana diya? Ae mat pucho yaar Valentine’s day par Biwi ko message bheje the ‘I love you’ wala Tumhara naam hatana bhool gaye Toh pel di Chalo karwahi shuru karte hai yaar Aye kahan gaye! Kursi ghumao yaar Chalo shuru karte hain Waqeel ko bulao Kiska case hai batao Judge sahab Judge sahab Judge sahab Arré main idhar khada hoon yaar! *Shocked Crowd* Jab dekho mahaul banate rehte hai Chalo Adaalat ki Karawahi Shuru ki jaye Janab Haan Sharma ji ki beti pe ilzam hai ki Inki umar Pachees yaani ki 25 yaani ki shaadi ki umar se Pure 7 saal zyada ki ho chuki hai! Par ye hai ki shaadi ka naam he nahi le rahi Abey yeh shaadi wala court nahi hai waqeel Recession chal raha hai iska matlab yeh nahi ke Koi sa bhi grahak utha ke le aaoge Yaha pe dehadi banane ke liye! Aap samjhe nahi Shaadi hi toh nahi kar rahi hai janab Accha Shaadi hi karani hai Aapko toh pata hi hoga Ki ek khuli hui ladki Ek tijori Mera matlab ki Ek tijroi ek ladki ki Haan main samjh gaye, aage bolo Zara aap sochiye kya beet ti hogi inke Maa baap pe? Kya beet ti hogi Unke rishtadaaron pe? Arré woh samaj Ke 4 log kya kahenge? Ek to ye 4 log hai kaun? Pehle laa kar inko kathghare me Khada karo Aaj baat karenge inse Aao niklo niklo niklo 30 saal se Security services Mein kaam kar rahi hoon Pehle iski maa pe nazar rakhni padti thi Ab ispar rakhni padti hain Ab zindagi bhar Duty hi karti rahu kya? Arré, judge sahab Ye launde lapate kab tak kunwari ladki
chhedte raheng? Inka bhi mann hota hai Taste change karne ka Aur batao roz toh daal-chawal Khayenge nahi nah? Aur government ne Savita bhabhi bhi ban Kar rakhi hai! Toh kare toh kare kya? Bole toh bole kya judge sahab? Mere jo sapne shaadi aur Bacche ke piche adhoore Reh gaye hai Unko mein kab pura karungi? Main bhi chahti hoon ki koi mere liye gaaye Dulhe ki saaliyon Oh, hare dupattey waaliyon Ab dekhiye, hum bhi shaadi mein jaake Jhaant-jhaant bhar si baat pe Muh fulana chahte hai! Bhai, fufa hone ka sukh Issi mein toh hai! Eesspider-man! Eesspider-man! Tune churaya mera dil ka chain Bol bol ke isne mera Chain chura liya hai judge sahab! Aur ab hum isko saadi karne ko bol Rahe hai toh inko mirgi choot raha hain Aye makdi manav! Zyada ucchalne ka zaroorat nahi hai Samjhe? Woh Yadav ji ki beti hain Yahan Sharma ji ki bitiyaan ka Case chal raha hain Chalo niklo! Chaar logon ka baat hua tha Paanchva aake baitha hain! Haan toh karo aage ki karwahi Toh, Sharma ji ki beti Langdi mein Mohalla-Champion 10th mein School-Topper Insta pe Papa ki Pari Shaadi ki umar mein graduation 21 mein promotion Aur 23 mein foreign trip Yeh sab to aapka bhai bhi kar raha hain Kya karu main? Job chhod du? Ayee tum baitho Baitho tum! Ek ladki hoke yeh sab aapko Shobha nahi deta! Janab Itne achievement? Aisa bhi nahi thoda se! Itne achievement Aap khud hi bataiye Kaun ek sachha mard inse
biyah rachaega? Dekho agar iss tarike ka Hai toh phir Main jokhim uthane ke liye taiyaar hun! Main kar lunga tumse shaad Nahi nahi aise kya matlab? Arré dikkat hogi bhai! Main pehle bola toh main he karunga nah? Nahi toh hum kya faaltu baithe hain? Hum bhi kar saktey hain shaadi!! Dekho tum waqeel ho main judge hoon Judge ki baat suni jaegi Mein karlunga tumse matlab, I will Dekho aisa hai Ki ek hi chappal pheke hain Dusri abhi bhi taang me hain Toh tum dono court case chalao Swayamvar nahi Arré yaar! Tum bhi yaar matlab Nahi toh aap aisa kyun karti hai? Bataiye nah aapko bohot maza aata hai? Shaadi kyu nahi kar leti? Mere pass achhi naukri hai Freedom hai Opinion hai Dost hai Gaadi hai Paisa hai, bank balance hai aur bunglow Bunglow toh Salman bhai ke pass bhi nahi hai! Toh phir main apne mann ki kyun na karun? Aurat jaat aur mann ki baat Janab mann ki baat Ye ek aisa dimaagi rog hai jisme insaan Sapne dekhne lagta hai Freedom of expression ke baare mein baat Karne lagta hai Pizza pe pineapple aur kaju katli pe sauce Daalne lagta hai Aur ye aapko bimaar bahut bimaar bana Sakta hai Issliye mere bhaiyon batao Sharma ji ki beti ko pyaar ki zaroorat hai ke nahi? *crowd cheers* Mujhe sunai nai diya! Zaroorat hai ki nahi? *crowd cheers louder* Thodi aur tez bolo Zaroorat hai ke nahi? *crowd cheers louder* Aaram se bolo utna tez nahi bolo Haan, toh pyaar ke liye boyfriend hai na mere pass! Chaliye maan liya aapke pass pyaar hai! Abey waqeel! Dekho kaha ja rahe ho? Exactly Chaliye maan liya aapke pass Pyaar hai! Par janab Uss pyaar ka kya jo maa baap ne inko diya hai? Kya unko nahi lagta ke unke chote-mote chunnu-munnu ho? Unki thaali mein moot ke jaye? Unke muh pe thook de? Hmm? Koi toh ho? Haan, toh baccha toh adopt bhi kiya ja Sakta hai aur… Shhhhh… aaram se bolo Chaar log dekhenge toh kya kahenge? Ka ka chi chi! chi chi ka ka Madam kaccha aur baccha apna ho toh he Accha lagta hai Tsk Aap logon ko baccha hi chahiye nah? Toh woh toh waise bhi ho sakta hai Uske liye shaadi ki kya zaroorat hai? *crowd is shocked* Waah! Waah! Waah! Dekha janab? Ye ladki itni zyada educated Independent Main toh kahunga Priyanka Chopra jitni Feminist ban chuki hain Ki nah toh ise apne maa baap ka Khayal hai aur nah hi samaj ke Taur tareeko ka Aur aapki toh main hi nahi sunta Khair isse pehle ki yeh bimari corona virus Ki tarah pure desh mein faele Hume Sharma ji ki beti ki shaadi Jald se jald karani hogi Kyuki Jonas bhi kabhi Chopra the Toh tamaam sabuto aur 4 logon Ki baat ko madey nazar rakhte hue Adalat jo hai dil pe patthar rakh kar Sharma ji ki ladki ko ek Independent woman ghoshit karti hai Aur issi ke saath “Marriage is an institution” Act ke tehat Sharma ji ki ladki ko abhi ke abhi Turant shaadi karne ki saza sunati hai *Crowd cheers* Aur chahti hai Ki jeevanbarbadi.com se Abhi ke abhi turant Ek dhang ka launda pesh kiya jaaye! Toh chalo ye kaam bhi Main hi kar deta hoon Akkad! Bakkad! Bombay Bo! Aajao beta tum aajao Aajao *Crowd Claps* Daaru? Uhhh! Ravivar sirf ravivar ko nahi pita hoon Cigarette? Bol Bam Aur dahej? Nahi nahi waqeel sahab Woh toh dena hi padta hai nah Woahh! You rascal Toh badhiya hai mubaarak ho Sharma ji ki ladki ka jo hain Vivah fix hogaya hai Beta, naam kya hai tumara? Imran *crowd is shocked* Arré Arré beta maaf karde mujhe Abhi toh teri umar hi kya hui hai? Arré Maa 25 ki hogayi hu Ab kaise shaadi nahi karungi? Ab toh kar hi leti hu nahi? Tere toh doodh ke daant bhi Nahi toote hain Arré aur bachha? Baccha kaise hoga? Baccha mein khud karlungi Ya chura lenge kisi se

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